I'm not sure he said to the Pharaoh "Let my people go"...I think maybe he was thinking "Deliver me from the IDIOTS!" Because since the breaking light of the sun, we've been plagued by IDIOTS.
What does it take to be an idiot? Well...first you have NO common sense at all. And sometimes you are very educated, hence making you an educated idiot. Some people could not think for themselves if someone paid them to. And still if they were paid, they would still answer all wrong. Why? Because they are IDIOTS!
Shall we delve more into this atrocity of life? Google IDIOT.
You'll find...
Wikipedia information...a freakin website just for idiots..www.idiot.com...a Russian book about idiots...and an idiots guide...oh and an idiots test...just to name a few.
So I'm at work, and a semi educated person comes up to me and has paperwork that they need to just HAND to me, for I'm the trained professional here..I'm the one to read it and decipher what all the little notes and scribbles mean. But they want to stand there and try to read it to me like they know what they are talking about and guess what? THEY ARE F'IN IDIOTS AND DON'T KNOW. So why don't you just HAND IT OVER BIMBO? But oh no. They are going to stand there and continue to read it to me. I often wonder, do my eyes glaze over like a Krispy Kreme? Do I suddenly have drool coming out of my mouth? Do one of my hands creep up to my chest like I'm having a seizure of some sort? A grand mal? GASP! What's that? I just said a word that you might not have any idea about! YES! I'M SMART!
Oh how about the idiot at the bank, who takes your deposit of $4000 you are putting into your mother's account, and you have POA over the account but the teller won't tell you what they balance is in the account because you opened it in Sville instead of Rville. Um what? So you say to the teller, "couldn't you just call the branch in Sville to verify this?" and she stammers around like a hen with a wolf in the chickencoop and decides she's just not bright enough to answer that question, so here, let me bother the manager with this question...who proceeds to have a brain seizure herself and all be damn, can't decide if she should call the Sville branch or just tell you to "have a nice day"....AND all that and no damn lollipop!
IDIOTS I SAY! IDIOTS IN THE WORLD! ALL AROUND US!
I hate people.
And I'm still fat.
ps...if you have 3 laundry baskets sitting in the same room as you, should you REALLY ask me if there are any laundry baskets in the house?????????? I MEAN. REALLY? MUST YOU?
