Remember what it was like to not have a cell phone? Hmmm...
Red wine gives me a headache...should I drink it again? Hmmm...
Why is it that most ignorant people in the world move up the ladder faster than the smart ones? Does this mean that smart is stupid and dumb is smartest? Hmmm...
Why do we have one boob bigger than the other one? I mean, sure Eve ate the fruit from the forbidden tree and we suffer horrendous child labor thanks to her, but really, was it necessary to cause us more grief as we struggle to find bras to fit properly, struggle in a bathing suit and worry if the doctor walks out of the exam room after your yearly and chuckles to himself about your A cup leftie and DD cup righty?? I mean...WAS THIS NECESSARY GOD? Hmm...
Furthermore, do men even realize it? And if so, does it bother them? Oh wait..this is men we are talking about...scratch that question. OOOOOOhhhh..
Why do we have to have accents? To endure the snickers and laughter when our Northern friends hear us speak? To endure repeating ourselves over and over when our Western friends try to take our Persian rug orders? Are accents necessary either? Hmmmm...
When you call a number and a message comes on that says "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed" WHY do most people immediately take that to really say "Don't listen, just dial the operator and BUG THE HELL OUT OF HER!" Instead of listening to the options and dialing the extension you are really calling??? WHY? Hmmmm...
Hmmmm....
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