What sort of emotional response and thoughts do words like temptation, intoxication, addiction and lust evoke in you? Does the thought of a certain person evoke lust and excitement? Are you addicted to something and try as you may, you simply can’t bring yourself to give it up?
THIS WEEK'S CARD: THE DEVIL
Wow...how did Alison at Lotus know I fancied cheesecake, rainbows and naps on the couch? Yeeeeeeees...yes....Sara Lee...New York cheesecake...
yes....
*hysterical laughter*
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Things that make you go hmmm...
Remember what it was like to not have a cell phone? Hmmm...
Red wine gives me a headache...should I drink it again? Hmmm...
Why is it that most ignorant people in the world move up the ladder faster than the smart ones? Does this mean that smart is stupid and dumb is smartest? Hmmm...
Why do we have one boob bigger than the other one? I mean, sure Eve ate the fruit from the forbidden tree and we suffer horrendous child labor thanks to her, but really, was it necessary to cause us more grief as we struggle to find bras to fit properly, struggle in a bathing suit and worry if the doctor walks out of the exam room after your yearly and chuckles to himself about your A cup leftie and DD cup righty?? I mean...WAS THIS NECESSARY GOD? Hmm...
Furthermore, do men even realize it? And if so, does it bother them? Oh wait..this is men we are talking about...scratch that question. OOOOOOhhhh..
Why do we have to have accents? To endure the snickers and laughter when our Northern friends hear us speak? To endure repeating ourselves over and over when our Western friends try to take our Persian rug orders? Are accents necessary either? Hmmmm...
When you call a number and a message comes on that says "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed" WHY do most people immediately take that to really say "Don't listen, just dial the operator and BUG THE HELL OUT OF HER!" Instead of listening to the options and dialing the extension you are really calling??? WHY? Hmmmm...
Hmmmm....
Red wine gives me a headache...should I drink it again? Hmmm...
Why is it that most ignorant people in the world move up the ladder faster than the smart ones? Does this mean that smart is stupid and dumb is smartest? Hmmm...
Why do we have one boob bigger than the other one? I mean, sure Eve ate the fruit from the forbidden tree and we suffer horrendous child labor thanks to her, but really, was it necessary to cause us more grief as we struggle to find bras to fit properly, struggle in a bathing suit and worry if the doctor walks out of the exam room after your yearly and chuckles to himself about your A cup leftie and DD cup righty?? I mean...WAS THIS NECESSARY GOD? Hmm...
Furthermore, do men even realize it? And if so, does it bother them? Oh wait..this is men we are talking about...scratch that question. OOOOOOhhhh..
Why do we have to have accents? To endure the snickers and laughter when our Northern friends hear us speak? To endure repeating ourselves over and over when our Western friends try to take our Persian rug orders? Are accents necessary either? Hmmmm...
When you call a number and a message comes on that says "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed" WHY do most people immediately take that to really say "Don't listen, just dial the operator and BUG THE HELL OUT OF HER!" Instead of listening to the options and dialing the extension you are really calling??? WHY? Hmmmm...
Hmmmm....
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Note To Self
When taking Christmas tree down, make sure you know HOW it went together, before attempting to take it down. This could possibly reduce the amount of swearing, scratching of arms and jerking unrelentlessly on a poor, defenseless, artificial Christmas tree. Which hence, result in said Christmas tree, going airborn across the living room.....
:/
:/
People Think They Know Ya...
But do they really? It's the RANDOM crap that counts of course! And yes let's be random...
*swings on swing*
I love forget-me-nots...more than roses.
I have cataracts in both eyes, since age 3.
When I'm nervous, I bite the sides of my fingers. I also twist my hands...so I have to try really hard not to do either of those things.
I have a secret love for The Little River Band.
I know every word to ToadSuckers, via K-92, 1981.
My favorite Tootsie Pop is chocolate. It takes more than 3 licks to get to the center by the way.
Ghosts like me.
My favorite cereal is Lucky Charms. I like to eat the cereal first and then the marshmallows.
My first choice of music is trance/ambient.
I like Disney tunes.
I like DisneyWorld.
I can cook and very well and I can even bake!
I love all things Victorian.
I'm not sure how I feel about abortions...or reincarnation...or stem cell research
I like lexigrams, chakras, moon phases, horoscopes, tarot, empathic tendencies, ghost hunting, meteror showers, runes
I DON'T like 8 balls, ouiji boards, bio rhythms, I ching
Random=admnor
ran, damn, no, nod, ad, mad, dam, rad, rod
Rod
Hot Rod
Steel Rod
Staff and Rod
Rod's....
*swings on swing*
I love forget-me-nots...more than roses.
I have cataracts in both eyes, since age 3.
When I'm nervous, I bite the sides of my fingers. I also twist my hands...so I have to try really hard not to do either of those things.
I have a secret love for The Little River Band.
I know every word to ToadSuckers, via K-92, 1981.
My favorite Tootsie Pop is chocolate. It takes more than 3 licks to get to the center by the way.
Ghosts like me.
My favorite cereal is Lucky Charms. I like to eat the cereal first and then the marshmallows.
My first choice of music is trance/ambient.
I like Disney tunes.
I like DisneyWorld.
I can cook and very well and I can even bake!
I love all things Victorian.
I'm not sure how I feel about abortions...or reincarnation...or stem cell research
I like lexigrams, chakras, moon phases, horoscopes, tarot, empathic tendencies, ghost hunting, meteror showers, runes
I DON'T like 8 balls, ouiji boards, bio rhythms, I ching
Random=admnor
ran, damn, no, nod, ad, mad, dam, rad, rod
Rod
Hot Rod
Steel Rod
Staff and Rod
Rod's....
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Welcome to my small chunk of Earth!
Coming to you live from the comforts of my living room! Wow, what will this be? I think a collection of many random thoughts from my overpacked brain. Will I be posting every day, every hour, minute, second of my life? Um, no. Well, I don't guess so but if I do, tough.
So, for my first random thought...did anyone notice how John McCain just like came out of nowhere in New Hampshire? What the hell? And WHO is this Huckleberry Finn guy? More like Huckabee yes, but, please, no, no more radical Christian's in the White House. Am I am atheist? On the contrary, I have a very deep rooted spiritual life, but I don't like it when the President tries to use his religious background as a basis for votes. Like I am just supposed to wake up one morning and say "Aw gee Wally, I think we should vote for the Christian candidate because he goes to church and prays and stuff."
I go to church...and honestly, I can make a sailor get on his knees and beg for his mama when you make me mad enough to spew a few choice words...I like to drink alcohol and even got pretty much wasted a few weekends ago and it was total bliss! I danced till 3am thanks to many mimosa's, some Hypnotic and God knows what else Wayne, Kathy and Bill were mixing for me! I was even cheering for UVA after a few hours of that lifestyle! *needle on record stops*
So...because I do these few choice things, I'm obviously not a "perfect" Christian, and who is really??? Therefore, why should my presidential vote be based on a religious candidate when you know he's no better than me or you or anyone else...unless he's Billy Graham...I like him, so no dissing on the Bill Meister.
It's called pick the lesser of the evils...I'm not a party girl...I'm not a Donkey I'm not an Elephant, rather I like to sit back watching each sides...call me Switzerland...I don't like being thrown into a party...I'd rather just have a drink and call it that.
Have you ever seen Two And A Half Men? Great show. Must watch.
Flava of Love 3 is coming on soon! Tila Tequila A Shot of Love 2 returns as well! So Bret Michaels is trying for his love again but honestly, I'd much much much rather watch Flava than Bret...Flava's girls are always SO much more entertaining than those washed up leftover 80's MadonnaWannabe's from Bret...or worse..the 20 year old bimbo who doesn't even know who Madonna is..much less Bret...
Word to Bret..better let yo mama pick the next one. Get a nice girl next door. I said NEXT door..not BACK door.
Jeesh.
So, for my first random thought...did anyone notice how John McCain just like came out of nowhere in New Hampshire? What the hell? And WHO is this Huckleberry Finn guy? More like Huckabee yes, but, please, no, no more radical Christian's in the White House. Am I am atheist? On the contrary, I have a very deep rooted spiritual life, but I don't like it when the President tries to use his religious background as a basis for votes. Like I am just supposed to wake up one morning and say "Aw gee Wally, I think we should vote for the Christian candidate because he goes to church and prays and stuff."
I go to church...and honestly, I can make a sailor get on his knees and beg for his mama when you make me mad enough to spew a few choice words...I like to drink alcohol and even got pretty much wasted a few weekends ago and it was total bliss! I danced till 3am thanks to many mimosa's, some Hypnotic and God knows what else Wayne, Kathy and Bill were mixing for me! I was even cheering for UVA after a few hours of that lifestyle! *needle on record stops*
So...because I do these few choice things, I'm obviously not a "perfect" Christian, and who is really??? Therefore, why should my presidential vote be based on a religious candidate when you know he's no better than me or you or anyone else...unless he's Billy Graham...I like him, so no dissing on the Bill Meister.
It's called pick the lesser of the evils...I'm not a party girl...I'm not a Donkey I'm not an Elephant, rather I like to sit back watching each sides...call me Switzerland...I don't like being thrown into a party...I'd rather just have a drink and call it that.
Have you ever seen Two And A Half Men? Great show. Must watch.
Flava of Love 3 is coming on soon! Tila Tequila A Shot of Love 2 returns as well! So Bret Michaels is trying for his love again but honestly, I'd much much much rather watch Flava than Bret...Flava's girls are always SO much more entertaining than those washed up leftover 80's MadonnaWannabe's from Bret...or worse..the 20 year old bimbo who doesn't even know who Madonna is..much less Bret...
Word to Bret..better let yo mama pick the next one. Get a nice girl next door. I said NEXT door..not BACK door.
Jeesh.
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